Humor quotes
Welcome to the Humor page, where laughter is the best medicine! If you're looking to brighten your day or simply in need of a good chuckle, you've come to the right place. Here, we've curated a collection of hilarious and witty quotes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and lighten your mood.
Within this category, you'll find a wide range of humor, from clever one-liners to amusing anecdotes, and even some light-hearted sarcasm. Whether you enjoy puns, wordplay, or just good old-fashioned funny stories, there's something here to tickle everyone's funny bone. So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some moments of pure, unadulterated laughter.
Humor has the power to connect people, bring joy, and alleviate stress. It's a universal language that knows no boundaries and has the incredible ability to unite us all. These quotes not only offer comic relief but also serve as a reminder of the absurdity and unpredictability of life. They can help us find humor even in the most challenging situations.
So, whether you need a pick-me-up, a dose of comic relief, or simply appreciate the lighter side of life, dive into our collection of Humor quotes. Prepare to let go of your worries, chuckle at the absurd, and embrace the joy that comes with a good laugh.
Kathryn Stockett
— NovelistIt seems like at some point you'd run out of awful.
Joyce Carol Oates
— AuthorMost people think that a widow is inhabiting some elegiac world of - it's like Mozart's 'Requiem Mass.' You know, it's very beautiful and elevated thoughts and some measure of dignity. I didn't have that experience at all. I had one pratfall after another.
Sofia Vergara
— ActressWhen I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it.
Tommy Smothers
— ComedianRed meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you!
Patricia Piccinini
— ArtistI certainly don't see the humour in my work as something that detracts from its seriousness. It's just a way of making difficult messages more palatable.
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsBeing the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he can't be trained and shouldn't be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a Dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him in something he wants to do.
Stan Lee
— Comic Book Icon & Creator of Marvel HeroesI have a reputation for doing superheroes, but I like all kinds of writing. In fact, hardly anybody knows this, but I've probably written as many humor stories as superhero stories.
Dennis Wolfberg
— Film actor and stand-up comedianThere's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure.
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostWhen I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the guys that mentored me were like, 'You just have to keep getting up'. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
Neil Patrick Harris
— American actor, singer, writer, producer, and television hostTonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerWhenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Lindy West
— American writer, comedian and activistI feel like women in comedy have staked out space for themselves and circled the wagons in this inspiring way to say that it's absolutely unacceptable and ludicrous to suggest that women aren't funny anymore in 2016. It just makes you look like a dinosaur.
Reba McEntire
— American country music singer, actress and businesswomanIf you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Niecy Nash
— American actress, comedian and television hostPeople who can make you laugh can make you cry.
Eli Roth
— American film director, producer, and actorA comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh. The laugh doesn't wear off. It could be with you for thirty years.
Alexander Payne
— American DirectorI get asked, 'How can you have such failures in your films?' Well, what else is life about? There's some sense of constant failure in something. Humor gives you a distance from it.
A. Whitney Brown
— American ComedianThat is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Sofia Vergara
— ActressMy father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'
Patricia Piccinini
— ArtistIf there are moments in my work when people find joy and humour, that's a real success for me.
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsYou can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
Dennis Wolfberg
— Film actor and stand-up comedianAfter ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.”
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostI'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.
Neil Patrick Harris
— American actor, singer, writer, producer, and television hostBenedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response you get when you ask John Travolta to pronounce Ben Affleck.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerWe all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?
Reba McEntire
— American country music singer, actress and businesswomanBeing sexy is kind of funny to me.
Niecy Nash
— American actress, comedian and television hostI was always funny, but I didn't know being funny was a gift.
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsHumour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat.
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostI'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerSleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
Reba McEntire
— American country music singer, actress and businesswomanMama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
Niecy Nash
— American actress, comedian and television hostI don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day.
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsThe world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostI don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerIn every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
Niecy Nash
— American actress, comedian and television hostI've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsHumor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostI take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
E. B. White
— Versatile Writer & Author of Beloved ClassicsHumor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.
Aisha Tyler
— American actress, comedian, director, and talk show hostI have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being.
Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerIt's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerInappropriate behavior makes me laugh.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerThere's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerThere are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerEveryone I know who skis is dead.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerAll you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up.
Will Ferrell
— American actor, comedian, producer, and writerI want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard