WomanMenIf you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied.
FriendshipBooksThe things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.
FriendshipA friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
WomanWhatever woman may cast her lot with mine, should any ever do so, it is my intention to do all in my power to make her happy and contented; and there is nothing I can imagine that would make me more unhappy than to fail in the effort.
WomanI learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve.
WomanA woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.
FailuresMy great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.