Best quotes by Kim Kardashian

If you ask her to do things on command, like clap or walk, she just shuts down. She does not want to perform.

I think if I'm 40, and I don't have any kids, and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.

I am pretty honest about a lot of things that young girls question, like their body image.

Brunette is who I am obviously, it's my core. Blonde Kim is this alter ego; she has a vibe to her that I love.

He [Barack Obama] just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto.

I was raised with a huge Armenian influence, always hearing stories of Armenia, celebrating Armenian holidays.

I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style. That's what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house.

I feel like I'm at a really happy, good space.

I'd like to be remembered as someone who was smart in business, works hard, and can be sexy and a mom. A powerful but still sexy, nonconforming woman.

It's called Seflish, which is fitting

I don't really like thanksgiving food, i'm not worried about overeating.

I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that's not the case. Sure, my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I've worked really hard. I opened the store myself.

The best piece of business advice probably came from my mother, and she always just tells me to, you know, commit to it 100%. And to stay focused, and don't be lazy. I was never taught to really be lazy. If you're going to take on a project, do it 100%. Don't half - ass anything.

My body has always been one to fluctuate, and I've had to adapt my style accordingly.

My balance is really bad. I just hope my clumsiness doesn't show through.

Embraced by the Light. It's about a woman who passed away during surgery, and she went to heaven, had her experience, and then came back. My dad [Robert Kardashian] would try to get me to read it, and I wouldn't. Then when he passed away, I was cleaning out my room in his house, and I found it. I read it, and it helped me. I felt like my dad was okay.

I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower.

I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt.

A lot of people have strong beliefs, but they don't have the confidence to really stick to them. I really respect Kanye [West] for that.

I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.

My reality is never going to be stick-skinny.

My mother has always been the social glue holding the family together.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

I would probably creepily follow my kids around, see how they act, see what they talk about. I record my daughter just talking because the things she says are so funny. I could watch her talk all day.

'I mean, [Kanye West] is called me a b***h in his songs. That's just, like, what they say. I never once think, [gasping] 'What a derogatory word! How dare he?' Not in a million years.'

It's such a trip how your body grows and changes, and at the end of the day, you have to wear what you are comfortable in and what you feel good in.

I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one. There was this selfie that I took where I was wearing a white bathing suit, and it was after I had the baby, and it was a sexy pic. It took about 15 pictures to get the one that I posted. So you'll see all the ones that didn't make it. And you'll see all my selfies from the past years, including my first-ever selfie when I was four years old.

I don't care what the weather is, I will always wear my coats. I am always freezing, so it works out perfectly for me!

I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.

But I do realize I'm going to have to go through the pregnancy again. Mine was a really difficult pregnancy. It's tough. Of course I want to have another child. We'll see. I'm going to have one more, and see what it's like.

It's [her new house] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and making sure that everything is perfect. It's like my new boyfriend.

We met the Jonas Brothers. Nick [Jonas] is so cute ... I don't think Reggie will get mad because [Nick] is, like, I really shouldn't say he's cute. It's a little inappropriate!

I just want a look so classic that I don't get made fun of for it later!

I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me. Personally, I'm honored.

I know some people say it's not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because it's always worked so well for me.

I just feel my best when I'm all glammed up.

I get annoyed with rushing. Then I get in a bad mood - I'm so cranky. I hate being late.

I never thought I would ever say this . . . but I'm wearing flats today.

Kourtney [Kardashian] is so freaking cute, she can wear everything.

I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it.

I'm a little more shy and not comfortable dancing in front of a large crowd.

Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.

You can't really have like high end designers for everything.

I am hands-on in any project that I am associated with. I just don't want to put my face or name and lend it to a product that I'm not behind a hundred percent.

My mom told me I could have sheets, towels, and a few pillows, but I wanted leopard drapes, carpeting, and a comforter, too. I think maybe my obsession had something to do with my grandmother - she told me the best print to buy is leopard because it always stays in style.

I promote a healthy lifestyle.

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

I would say looking fat sometimes. I really do take it seriously. I try to do what I can and diet and stay in shape, and it does make me insecure when I'm heavy.

How you feel like a unit, you feel like a team together. There's something about being married that just unites that and just bonds you. I think it does mean something, and it does feel different. Kanye has always treated me like we were that team from day one, but I've seen a change in him as a dad. He's really softened up since he's become a dad.

I have a hit TV show.

There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing.

I was really strict about my daughter sleeping in her own room, and now she's really independent and likes it that way. So I think for all new moms, I can totally see how you can get wrapped up in making your child 100% your time. But if you could just take 5% or 10% for yourself a day, it won't just make the difference in your confidence, but also your sanity. I think once you just set boundaries and how you're going to parent - everyone parents differently so I hate to be that person to tell them how anyone should parent, I think whatever works for you works.

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

For me, skinny is just a style of jeans -- not a goal.

I used to be super trendy and totally sexy. But I look back now and I used to want everything short and low cut and you really can't do it all.

First and foremost, I married for love. I can't believe I even have to defend this.

I've learned to not care. There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.

It was always so important to my dad for us to understand about the Genocide and to know about our family history.

I really see myself continuing to design clothes, fragrances.

I took on so many things and not everything was the right fit. If you do that, it can kill your brand. A partnership has to be real and authentic.

One main problem with raising awareness of LGBT abuse is the denial. The term "domestic violence" is perceived as something akin to alcoholism, ("I don't sit on a park bench drinking") and people do not see that they are perpetrating or are a victim of DV because they have a set idea about what it is.

I've always been into leopard print. No joke, when I was 14 years old I wanted my entire room to be covered in it.

I'm an entrepreneur. 'Ambitious' is my middle name.

Why is it when you're dieting, you crave everything?

White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.

I wanted to be a teacher. My dad was a teacher.

Reggie [Bush] is the slowest person anyone will ever encounter. I don't understand how he's so fast on the field. He's like a slug!

I thought Johnny Depp was so cute when I was younger.

I think you have different soulmates throughout your life.

I grew up with siblings, so if I could just snap my fingers and have four [children], I would have four

I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms...my entire body is hairless.

Embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, "I'm curvy, and I'm proud of it now".

Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.

My mom and I had the same vision, and we want the same things. We would always make a goal list every year.